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Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick.
"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. "
— Henry Ford
What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
Chuck Norris once punched a man so hard in his mouth that the only thing that came out of the man's penis for 3 weeks was teeth
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then
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