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You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep.
"The future depends on what you do today. "
— Mahatma Gandhi
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
The first contraceptive was crocodile dung used by the ancient Egyptians.
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