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💡 Advice

Don't waste food.

💬 Quote

"To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are."

— Unknown

🎭 Dad joke

My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

🥋 Chuck Norris fact

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

🤔 Useless fact

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.