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Some people would be better off if they took their own advice.
"Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness."
— Elbert Hubbard
"Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?" "I dont know, its all up in the air"
Chuck Norris demanded he be awarded a Nobel Prize or else he would destroy the world. To appease the great destroyer, the Nobel Committee awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 1947 to Chuck Norris and Gandhi. Chuck Norris killed Gandhi the next day.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
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