随机 xkcd 漫画

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  "data": {
    "alt": "Ooh, another one. Uh ... the ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events.",
    "date": "2012-07-25",
    "img": "https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/eyelash_wish_log.png",
    "link": "",
    "num": 1086,
    "title": "Eyelash Wish Log",
    "transcript": "((The panel appears to be the log from a 'wish bureau'.))\n\nEyelash Wish Log\n   Wish Bureau ID #:\n            21118378\n         Date range:\n        Jan-Apr 2012\n[[The 'Wisher' is black hat guy.]]\nWisher\n\nDate    Wish\nJan 09  That wishing on eyelashes worked\nJan 12  A pony\nJan 15  Unlimited wishes\nJan 19  Revocation of rules prohibiting unlimited wishes\nJan 20  A finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes\nJan 28  The power to dictate the rules governing wishes\nFeb 05  Unlimited eyelashes\nFeb 06  That wish-granting entities be required to interpret wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher\nFeb 08  That wish-granting entities be incapable of impatience\nFeb 12  Unlimited breadsticks\nFeb 12  Veto power over others' wishes\nFeb 19  Veto power over others' wishes and all congressional legislation\nFeb 23  The power to override any veto\nFeb 27  The power to see where any shortened url goes without clicking\nFeb 29  The power to control the direction news anchors are looking while they talk\nMar 07  The power to introduce arbitrary error into Nate Silver's predictions\nMar 15  A house of stairs\nMar 23  A universe which is a replica of this one sans rules against meta-wishes\nMar 29  Free transportation to and from that universe\nApr 02  A clear explanation of how wish rules are structured and enforced\nApr 07  The power to banish people into the TV show they're talking about\nApr 08  Zero wishes\nApr 15  Veto power over clocks\nApr 22  A Pokéball that works on strangers' pets\n\n{{Title text: Ooh, another one. Uh ... the ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events.}}"
  },
  "success": true
}